Welcome to the 1st installment of Grinded Gears. Here we will explore various subjects of idiotcracy and bitch assness. Some of this will be very relevant to few, while some will be unknown until now. So without further a due…
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS
1: The Soft Hand Shit Talker = You have a top end car that you never drive or work on. You send it out of state for work while you’re bumming rides from your buddies. You dump 5-10 grand in the car for 50-60 horse power. While your obligations don’t go past your car, you still feel the need to talk about the daily driving family man. Well you have a nice car, I’ll give you that. But you also have soft hands. You know, I bet you take bubble baths.
2: The Funk Faker = Cars come in different trim levels for a reason. There is a trim for those who want performance/luxury and one for those who want to go from A to B. Then there are those in between. So, where does the line of trim levels blur. I’ll tell you. With the Funk Faker. If you have a Lancer GTS, that’s what you have. Before 09, the Ralliart was a GTS with rims. So don’t tell me you have an Evo. But, maybe you’re not a car guy and you made a mistake, you are forgiven. BUT!!! When you debage and rebadged with the trim level higher than your own, now you have crossed a line. Your 136HP teeny bopper will never be a 280HP monster of myth and lore. You can dress a boy up like a girl, hell you can even make him sit down to pee, but when he gets out of jail, he’s still a dude and there is nothing you can do to change that. Also, why is it that you pay for the low level trim, then dump insane amounts of money on aftermarket parts only to end up with the same HP numbers as the top end trim levels. It’s beyond me.
Be sure to come back next week for another installment of Grinded Gears. And remember-
If we never let him know, he will walk around all day with a booger in his nose. So be a good friend and tell to pick it . Or be a bad enemy and let him go .
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS
1: The Soft Hand Shit Talker = You have a top end car that you never drive or work on. You send it out of state for work while you’re bumming rides from your buddies. You dump 5-10 grand in the car for 50-60 horse power. While your obligations don’t go past your car, you still feel the need to talk about the daily driving family man. Well you have a nice car, I’ll give you that. But you also have soft hands. You know, I bet you take bubble baths.
2: The Funk Faker = Cars come in different trim levels for a reason. There is a trim for those who want performance/luxury and one for those who want to go from A to B. Then there are those in between. So, where does the line of trim levels blur. I’ll tell you. With the Funk Faker. If you have a Lancer GTS, that’s what you have. Before 09, the Ralliart was a GTS with rims. So don’t tell me you have an Evo. But, maybe you’re not a car guy and you made a mistake, you are forgiven. BUT!!! When you debage and rebadged with the trim level higher than your own, now you have crossed a line. Your 136HP teeny bopper will never be a 280HP monster of myth and lore. You can dress a boy up like a girl, hell you can even make him sit down to pee, but when he gets out of jail, he’s still a dude and there is nothing you can do to change that. Also, why is it that you pay for the low level trim, then dump insane amounts of money on aftermarket parts only to end up with the same HP numbers as the top end trim levels. It’s beyond me.
Be sure to come back next week for another installment of Grinded Gears. And remember-
If we never let him know, he will walk around all day with a booger in his nose. So be a good friend and tell to pick it . Or be a bad enemy and let him go .