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    Huggy Bear
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    Who is this Guy

    Post  Huggy Bear on Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:41 pm

    Some say he sleeps inside out
    Some say he naturally face magnetic north
    Some say when he slows down, break lights flash on his butt.
    His legs are Hydraulic.
    Some say that his breath smells of magnesium.
    His sweat can be used to clean forged rims
    He has a life sized tattoo of his face on his face.
    If you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts
    He had an affair with a Fiat to prove a point.
    Some say he has a digital face.
    He can sucks the moisture from the track and all spectators when he spits.
    Some say that if you lick his chest it tastes exactly the same as 105 octane.
    Calling his answering machine is just like having phone sex with yourself… if you were deaf.
    Some say he has an evil twin, not true. But when you see him, his sheer presents makes you so drunk that you see double in the negative spectrum.
    All we know is, he is The Stig
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    Re: Who is this Guy

    Post  jesse on Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:47 pm

    Am i allowed to answer

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